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A REDNECK IS DYING TO GO TO A WHOREHOUSE HE HAS BEEN HEARING SO MUCH BUT ONLY HAS $5, AND DECIDES TO GO ANYWAY. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE TELLS THE LADY, "I HAVE $5 AND I'M HORNY AS HELL, GIMME THE BEST YOU GOT." SO THE LADY TAKES HIS $5 AND LEADS HIM TO A ROOM WHERE THE MAN ENTERS ALONE AND SHE CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND HIM. HE LOOKS AROUND AND SEES A MIRROR, A SOFA, AND IN THE FAR CORNER, A CHICKEN. THE REDNECK FIGURES HE'S ALREADY THERE AND HE'S HORNY AS HELL, SO HE GRABS THE CHICKEN, AND HAS AN INTENSE SEX SESSION WITH IT. WHEN HE'S DONE HE REALIZES IT'S THE BEST SEX HE'S EVER HAD, AND GOES HOME HAPPY. THE FOLLOWING WEEK, HE HAS $10 AND DECIDES TO GO BACK TO THE WHOREHOUSE. HE WALKS IN, AND TELLS THE LADY, "I HAVE $10 AND I'M HORNY AS HELL, GIMME THE BEST YOU'VE GOT." SO THE LADY TAKES HIS $10 AND LEADS HIM TO A WHERE THERE ARE A FEW EMPTY BENCHES, A TWO-SIDED MIRROR IN WHICH YOU CAN SEE A LADY ON A BED. THE ROOM WITH THE REDNECK STARTS TO FILL UP OTHER MEN AND WOMEN. ONCE FULL, ANOTHER WOMAN ENTERS THE OTHER ROOM, WHERE THE TWO WOMEN BEGIN TO HAVE SOME HOT LESBIAN SEX. THE REDNECK ELBOWS THE GUY NEXT TO HIM AND SAYS "THIS IS THE BEST $10 I EVER SPENT." THE GUY REPLIES "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE LAST WEEK, THERE WAS A GUY HERE FUCKING A CHICKEN"