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One day this guy, who had been stranded on a desert island for over
10 years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not
a ship" he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he
begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop dead gorgeous
blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned
man and says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?" Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that, she reaches over and
unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh
cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag and says,
"Man, oh Man! Is that ever good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she
asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over,
unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the
flask, takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs
down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively and asks,
"And how long has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and says, "Oh sweet
Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there."