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A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his
eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy.
I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead..."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The hunter says, "OK, now what?"