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This guy goes to a doctor and ask's if there is a drug to help with premuture ejaculation the doctor say's no there is nothing of that nature.
So, they talk about old times for a while and the guy says i been have seeing you for about 30 years and you are telling me they do not have any kind of drug for that?
The doctor says you have been coming to see me for a long time so i can tell you i have the same problem.
I can give the same way I do things but please don't ever hold it against me if it does not work. The guy says no problem I would not do that. So, the doctor tells him when I go to bed with my wife and feel that we are going to have sex I bring a small pistol to bed with me and if i fell like I am going to ejaculate i pull out the gun and fire it off and the sudden noise sometimes makes me last a 1/2 hour. The guy can't wait to get home, runs into the bedroom, throws his 357 under the pillow.
when the wife gets home they go into the bedroom to have sex. About 3 months later the doctor runs into the guy on the street asks how he made out. Guy says thats the worst advice you ever
gave me. Well did you do what I told you? I went to bed with my wife that night placed a 357 under my pillow we started to have sex I pulled that pistol out shot it off
and that stupid bitch bit off my dick and shit in my face