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A CERTAIN FELLOW IS HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING GIRLFRIENDS DUE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION, SO HE GOES TO SEE A DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR SUGGESTS THE FELLOW MASTURBATE BEFORE SEX TO PROLONG THE ACT. SO HE IS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE TRYING TO DECIDE WHERE TO MASTURBATE BECAUSE HE KNOWS HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO GIVE HIM SOME LATER THAT DAY. HE CAN'T DO IT IN THE OFFICE, IT'S TO OPEN. HE CAN'T DO IT IN THE RESTROOM, ANYONE CAN WALK IN. HE CAN'T DO IT IN THE ALLEY, IT'S TO DANGEROUS. "I KNOW, I'LL DO IT IN THE TRUCK ON MY WAY HOME." THE FELLOW IS DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WHEN HE PULLS OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. HE DECIDES HE IS TOO VISIBLE SO HE GETS UNDER THE TRUCK LIKE IF HE WERE WORKING ON IT. FINALLY FEELING COMFORTABLE WITH HIS PRIVACY, HE UNZIPS HIS PANTS, PULLS HIS DICK OUT, CLOSES HIS EYES AND BEGINS TO FANTASIZE. A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER, HE FEELS A TUG AT THE BOTTOM OF HIS PANTS. NOT WANTING TO LOSE HIS FANTASY OR ERECTION, HE KEEPS HIS EYES CLOSED AND SAYS "WHAT?" "THIS IS THE POLICE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?" THE VOICE RESPONDS. "I'M FIXING THE REAR AXLE ON MY TRUCK" THE FELLOW SAYS. THE COP SAYS "WELL WHILE YOUR DOWN THERE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE BRAKES TOO, YOUR TRUCK ROLLED DOWN THE HILL A MINUTE AGO'"