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A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and
finds her husband sitting on the bed crying. She
asks, "Whats wrong?"

He says, "Remember when your daddy caught us in
your room when you were sixteen and told me I'd
have to marry you or he was gonna send me to
jail for thirty years?"

She says, "Yeah, but why are you crying?"

He says, "I'd be a free man today."