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One day there was a woman laying out on the beach. A man walks by and the woman says "I have no arms and no legs and I have never been hugged, will you hug me"? The man said yes and gave her a hug. Five minutes later another guy walks by and the woman says "I have no arms and no legs and I have never been kissed, will you kiss me"? The man says okay and he gives her a kiss. Five more minutes pass and another man walks by. Almost ten minutes pass and another man walks by. The woman says "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been screwed, will you screw me"? So the man says sure. He bends over, picks her up and tosses her into the ocean and yells out "You're screwed now aren't you".