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"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me, but
I hurt all over. If I touch my shoulder here, it
hurts, and if I touch my leg here, it hurts, and
if I touch my head here it hurts, and if I
touch my foot here, it hurts."

And the Doctor says, "I know what the problem is
You've broken your finger."