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An 85 year old man in a retirement home, happened to notice an Old Flame of his sitting in the communal dining room one evening whilst eating his dinner
In his younger days they used to play Bury The Weenie. After eating his dinner
he invited her back to her room, to play Bury The Weenie, for Old Times Sake.
The next day he needed to pay a visit to his doctor.
"Hey Doc. Check it out. It's DRIPPIN'" he said
The doctor after having a look, asked him how come. The old man explained what had happened, and the doctor decided to take a swab for testing.
After a while he came back into the consulting room and asked, "You don't happen to remember what room she stays in do you?" to which the old man replied, "As a matter of a fact I do. Why?"
The doctor replied,"Well you had better get back there real soon, 'cos you are about to CUM."

HA HA HA.....