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A Congressman and his wife lay asleep in
their home one night and the wife awoke
thinking she had heard a noise. She woke him
up and whispered " Honey I think there is a
thief in the house".
Still somewhat groggy from sleep he replied
"In defense of my colleagues I do believe that
there are more of them in the Senate".