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there was a guy who was a career fireman who
never made time for a wife. later in life he
met a girl & got married.they returned to his
house for the honeymoon.his wife noticed a
brass bell on the headboard & asked what it
was for,he explained in the fire house we do
everthing by the bell,1)ring=fire 2)rings=go
3)rings=put it out,here it
means 1)ring=strip 2)rings=get in bed
3)rings=have sex.so they began & all the
sudden he heard a 4th ring & said I have been
a fireman for 30 years & I have never heard a
4th ring,his wife explained it means either
let out more hose or get closer to the fire