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Four men where in the middle of the sahara
desert when they spotted a house.One went
over and knocked on the door.A old woman answered
and he explained his situation.She said
"i can give you a gallon of water if you
have a quick shag with me". The man badly wanted
a drink so he said yes.
He lay the woman down on the kitchen floor
and lifted her skirt he then noticed some
corn on a cob. He picked on up and pushed it in the
old womens vagina she groaned and said do it
again and i will give you 10,000 dollars
so he throw the old one out the window ad did
it again she said do it again and you can have my jeep
so he did and throw it out the window.
He return to his friends and said
"look i have got a gallon of water
a jeep and 10grand"
the other 3 repiled so we just had the best
butter corn on the cob ever".......