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The sugar cane farm outside of Crowley Louisiana closes down and 2 cajuns find themselves out of work. They can't find any work, so one of their friends suggest they visit the state job office in Lafayette.

The job man asks Tibedeaux what he does for a living. Tibedeaux says, "I'm a pilot." The man says, "Oh good. We got lots of jobs for dem dare pilots. You go sit over dere and we get you fixed right up." Beaming, Tibedeaux goes to sit down.

Next, the man asks Beaudreaux the same question. Beaudreaux say, "Well... all I ever done is cut down dat sugar cane." The man says, "Oh. Dat not so good. Not a lot of sugar cane jobs dis year. I might not be able to help you."

Beadreaux, he gets mad. He says, "Hey! You tell me you can't help me but you gonna fix my friend up over dere. What's da matter wid you?"

The man replies that Tibeadeaux is a pilot. Beaudreaux replies: "Well... if I don't cut it, how he gonna pile it, huh?"

 
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