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A man lying in a hospital bed when the doctor walks in
"mr smith, I have some good news & bad news,
which would you like first?" "I'll have the
bad news first" he replied "we had to amputate both of your legs"
"oh no, oh lord-give me the good news" the man exclaimed
"well the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"