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Theres an old man whos sitting in a bus when a young punk walks in covered by red,yellow,and green feathers and no shoes and sits across from the old man. After ten miles of staring at each other the young punk says, "what the hell are you lookin at, didnt you ever do anything wild when you where young!?" Without missing a beat the old man says "yeah, when I was young and in the navy I got drunk and had sex with a parrot...I thought you might be my son."