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TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY

9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK

8. YOU HAVE A COACH TO TELL YOU WHEN TO ADVANCE

7. WHEN YOU ARE TIRED, YOU ALWAYS GET RELIEVED

6. IF YOU STRIKE OUT ONCE, YOU STILL HAVE AT LEAST 2 MORE TIMES TO GET A HIT

5. UP TO 4 PEOPLE CAN SCORE AT ONCE

4. POP UPS ARE FREQUENT

3. 30,000 PEOPLE CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE

2. AFTER 7 INNINGS, YOU GET TO STRETCH

1. YOU CAN GET A HOMERUN WITHOUT ANY FOREPLAY