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YO MAMA WALKS INTO A CIRCEL K. SHE TELLS THE CASHIER TO GIVE HER ALL THE MONEY. SO THE CASHIER HITS THE ALARM AND GOES UNDER THE COUNTER.THE ALARM START TO GO OFF. YO MAMA REALIZES SHE ISN'T GOING TO GET THE MONEY, SO SHE TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE STORE. SHE RUNS AT THE DOOR BUT IT DOESN'T OPEN. SHE RUNS AT THE DOOR AGIAN BUT IT DOES OPEN. SHE STARTS YELLEN AT THE DOOR, "YOU STUPED DOOR OPEN DAMB YOU OPEN DARN IT" SHE KEEPS ON RUNNING AT THE DOOR.BUT YO MAMAS SO DUMB SHE DIDN'T SEE THAT THE DOOR WAS SAID TO "PULL" NOT TO "PUSH" AT THE DOOR.



(THIS JOKE IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY. YES, SOME PEOPLE ARE THAT DUMB)

PS. THIS IS 1 OF MY ORIGINAL JOKES. FOR ALL OF YOU THAT CAN'T MAKE UP JOKES "NO COPYRIGHTING". (THAT MEANS NO COPYING MY JOKE.)