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Cinderella was ready to go to the ball and she got a problem, her period!She didnt know what to do! so her fairy godmother comes and says whats wrong Cinderella why are you crying? Cinderella says im sad i just got my period and now i cant go to the ball! Her fairy godmother says "here this will make everything all better, its a magic tampon!"" but you have to be back at 12:00 pm or it will turn into a pumpkin!" Cinderella says ok and sticks it in and goes to the ball! well its 12:00 and Cinderella isnt there her fairy godmother is wondering why she isnt at home yet, ok now its 1:00 and she is still not home , ok now its 3:00 am and Cinderella finally gets home and Her fairy godmother was frantic and says" Cinderella were have you been dont you remember me telling you what would of happened if you didnt come back at 12:00 pm?" cinderella says" dont worry about it i met a guy named PETER!" ( peter peter pumpkin eater)