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Red-Headed School Teacher

A traveling salesman finds himself stranded in the tiniest town in Ireland. He knocks on the door of a little hotel.

"Sorry, we don't have a spare room," says the manager, "but you're welcome to share with a little red-headed schoolteacher, if that's okay."

"Oh, that'll be great," says the salesman, grinning from ear to ear. "And don't worry, I'll be a real gentleman."

"Just as well," says the manager. "So will the little red-headed schoolteacher."