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An 82 year old man died from a heart attack last week and his family are attending his funeral.

The relatives are comforting the mans wife. One member asks how the man died
"Heart attack" said the wife.
"Has he sufferred from heart problems before?" asked the man.
"Yes" said the wife, "He had a pace maker and we were making love on a Sunday."
"ON A SUNDAY!" replied the man, "Thats the holy day of rest!"
"He needs the church bells to keep his pacemaker in sinc."
"So how did he actually die?" asked the bemused man.
"The ice cream van went past" replied the woman.