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so charlie was visiting an old friend,joe out of the country.
About awhile later, he soon
began to realize that it was getting late and
that he should be on his way home. But come
to find that his car won't start,with the
nearest gas station is about a mile away and
it being too late to call a mechanic. they
offered charlie to spend the night. Charlie
had no choice but to consider. Charlie
feeling displaced, he wondered where he would
sleep since his friend hadn't any furniture,
not even a sofa. the only funiture worth
sleeping on was their bed. so they all slept
together: charlie, joe and his wife. charlie,
having a hard time sleeping, he felt a tap
on his shoulder. it was joe's wife, peeking
over joe while he slept and asked "wanna screw?"
charlie surprised replied "but joe's right here,
he'll be pissed if he wakes up!". "don't worry
about joe, he sleeps like a log, you can pull
of piece out of his ass and he still woundn't
budge." she answered back. And that's just
what charlie did. so he climbed over joe and
began to screw his wife. and this went on the
whole night. and each time they began to screw
charlie would pull a piece of hair out of his
ass. finally when it was about he eighth time
they've been screwing joe finally wakes up and
says "look here,charlie. I don't mind u screwing
my wife. but for pete's sake would you stop
using my ass as a fucking scoreboard!"