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You know your a redneck if you do this!!!

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One day Bob finally decided that 10 kids was enough so he went to his doctor in Alabama to see what is doctor could do from stopping him from having anymore kids. His doctor said well Bob take a cherry bomb put it in your right hand and count to 10 on your fingers. Bob wasnt so sure about this so he went to a doctor up north in Washington. He asked the doctor what do I do I have 10 kids and I dont want anymore. The doctor said well the proceedure will take about an hour see what we do is cut your... wait a minute where did you say you were from asked the doctor. Alabama said Bob. O said the doctor well then take a cherry bomb put it in your right hand and count to 10 on your fingers. So when Bob got back home he decided to try this. He took a cherry bomb put it in his right hand and started counting, 1 2 3 4 5 put the cherry bomb betweeb his legs to count on the other hand, 6 7 8 9 10 BOOM!!! no more kids!

 
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