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A middle-aged guy who was stark bald bought a hairpiece to see if he could increase his attractiveness. That same night, he decided to try it out. He picked up a really cute young lady at a bar and took her to his apartment. He turned off all the lights to get things started, and soon they in to heavy petting. Lothario realized with horror that his wig had fallen off, and began groping frantically for it in the darkness, hoping to put it back on his head before the girl discovered his deception.
In his searching zeal he inadvertently ran his hand up between his date's legs.
"Oh! That's it!" she exclaimed. "No it isn't! I part mine on the side."